Chicken Pongteh at Mama Fat's.

B-G-09, Glomac Galeria, Jalan 26/70A, Desa Sri Hartamas, KL

Ivan, a friend, said it'd be a surprise. That I should just jump into his car without asking him where we'd be going for lunch. Maybe he'd knew that I might express my views strongly against eating in a fusion Portuguese Nonya restaurant and persuade him in return to just not go there.

But I did jump into his car and didn't press for an answer. Simply because I'm a sucker for something new and different, an adventure, whenever possible.

Starter: Pie Ti

So here goes... seated in a Portuguese Nonya restaurant. What do you order? Definitely something that's called "Pongteh," and "Pie Ti," (RM12.50) I said. Ivan ordered those two dishes and included an extensive list of "Mama's Kacang Botol" (RM10.90) with home-blended chili sauce, Fish Head Curry (RM19.90) and Assam Prawns (RM19.90), for the three of us.

When the Chicken Pongteh Kampung Belimbing (RM15.90) finally arrived, it looked like a regular Nonya chicken and potato stew. And knowing what a "Pongteh" dish is, you'd know the ingredients included fermented soy bean sauce and Gula Melaka (palm sugar) blended in with onions and garlic. 

The overall taste and flavour was homestyle with no Ajinomoto (MSG) included. But I couldn't fathom why it tasted a little 'fishy' with some funky sourish twist. 

This is just not right. I kept tasting it in small spoonfuls. It was definitely an acquired taste.

"That's how my mother makes it," said the owner of the restaurant. "And she's from Kampung Belimbing." 

"So there must be a lot of versions of 'Pongteh' then," I added. The owner agreed, and said that a "Pongteh" dish is most popular with pork. But this was a halal restaurant, so there won't be any pork served here, no siree.

Chicken Pongteh Kampung Belimbing

Well, don't you just hate it when you've spent a small fortune on your meal, and it ties you up in knots and keeps you hanging. And unfortunately, that's how I felt about the meal here. 

The taste and flavours were rich, no doubt, but it lacked... something. It could be the lack of 'heart', or 'passion', I just couldn't put my finger to it. Could it be a missing ingredient? Or could it just be lacking in 'soul'?

Assam Prawns

As a saving grace, we had the Sago Gula Melaka for dessert. The palm sugar was fragrantly coconut-ish and the santan (coconut milk) was deliciously creamy, as santan should be. The sago, however, was jelly-ish, but it was richly satisfying.

So would I return for more? The answer my friend, is a straight "No."

Lorong Selamat.

Competition is stiff between the two Chow Koay Teow stalls at Lorong Selamat, Penang. In one corner is the lady with the strange cap, in the other is the man with the outrageous goggles. They both take over an hour to serve you your equally scrumptious charcoal-fired wok-fried noodles with giant fresh prawns, Lap Cheong (Chinese sausage), Kerang (Cockles) and Kow Choy (Slender Garlic Chives).

While you patiently wait for your famous plate of Chow Koay Teow to arrive, you'll be glad to know that you're encouraged to order and try out other available Penang delights along Lorong Selamat, like Asam Laksa (Fish-based Spicy & Sour Soup Noodles), Lobak (Malaysian Tapas) & Prawn Fritters, Oh Chien (Mini Oysters Omelet), Popiah (Spring Roll), White Curry Noodles and more.

And to keep your mind off the wait further, while your Chow Koay Teow is being painstakingly fried, one plate at a time due to quality control by either master chefs, guys can try your luck at spotting some lovely ladies who'll dress up for a hearty meal here. For ladies, bring along your PSP or spend quality time with your iPhone – because good looking male Penangites are as rare as Filipino pearls.

Two more tips while you're at Lorong Selamat, one, you may want to bring along a deck or two of playing cards. And two, don't forget to leave some stomach space for the infamous dessert of shaved-ice with rose syrup, palm sugar, evaporated milk, assortment of beans, corn, jelly bits and roasted groundnuts – Ice Kacang, with ice-cream topping.

While in Penang, you may also travel to isolated spots for various popular local dishes if you have the time. If not, you can find most of everything you've read up on Penang hawker cuisine, right here at Lorong Selamat.