But Lan Je was not open for business, on a Tuesday. No clue as to why.
So with that door closed, another door was opened at Yong Hoe – just a few doors down, before Khuntai Authentic Thai Restaurant (Kepong branch).
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| The one2two crew for the day |
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| The one2two crew for the day |
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| The Grind House Burger (Beef) |
So he had to think on his feet. His solution: Get Gai Choy (Mustard Greens), a vegetable that's difficult to stir fry and tasteless to eat on its own, throw it into the pot along with the leftovers from the night before – the roasted duck, the roasted pork leg, the mushrooms etc, then add in the tamarind peels (flavour enhancing) and dried chillies (appetising appeal).
Last but not least, the batter-fried Nian Gao (Sticky New Year's Cake) – a 'bribe' that ensures the Kitchen God returns to heaven with a favourable annual report.
Competition is stiff between the two Chow Koay Teow stalls at Lorong Selamat, Penang. In one corner is the lady with the strange cap, in the other is the man with the outrageous goggles. They both take over an hour to serve you your equally scrumptious charcoal-fired wok-fried noodles with giant fresh prawns, Lap Cheong (Chinese sausage), Kerang (Cockles) and Kow Choy (Slender Garlic Chives).
And to keep your mind off the wait further, while your Chow Koay Teow is being painstakingly fried, one plate at a time due to quality control by either master chefs, guys can try your luck at spotting some lovely ladies who'll dress up for a hearty meal here. For ladies, bring along your PSP or spend quality time with your iPhone – because good looking male Penangites are as rare as Filipino pearls.
While in Penang, you may also travel to isolated spots for various popular local dishes if you have the time. If not, you can find most of everything you've read up on Penang hawker cuisine, right here at Lorong Selamat.
It's not everyday that you'll get to walk into a Thai restaurant without feeling you're gonna get a whooping bill with a hefty sum written at the bottom of it.
Every corner you turn in good old Ipoh will bring you some kind of good food. And when you don't feel like driving around for different dishes, you'll be happy to just swing by Woolley's in Ipoh Garden and get started on a mini buffet with the many stalls and the near countless varieties.
This is one of those times when you'll be more than glad you had a GPS that works. Looking for this restaurant in Sungai Buloh can be like driving around in a maze. Well it was like that because of the numerous small in-roads that appear every few meters and identical looking shops that house mainly restaurants and auto mechanics.

I thought Anchor Smooth on tap was ballsy in carrying out a soft launch at a few selected draught serving pubs within the Klang Valley and across Malaysia on a day like April 1st.
I saw a lot of surprised faces as I sat away from the bar at Cheers Pub, off Jalan Batai, Damansara Heights, KL.
And you know what's more ballsy? Anchor Smooth draught beer is priced the same as Tiger Draught.
But the brightly lit Anchor Smooth font was flowing steadily the entire evening. That is certainly an encouraging sight, even if it's just the first night.
And I can definitely understand why. Anchor Smooth on tap is surprisingly pleasant, refreshingly fizzy and light. And no bitter aftertaste, so it goes down perfectly, mug after mug, with any dishes served.
The taste kinda reminded me a little of the delightful Asahi Dry beer and some of Budweiser.
Anchor Smooth on tap is definitely a good choice if you're up for a long night of boozing, or when you're chomping down a piping hot meal at a pub like Cheers.
How to get there? GPS your way to Segambut somehow, turn right at the first junction after Yu Ai Seafood Noodles and follow your nose to a shop that packs and sells strong local coffee powder, and across the road you'll see a makeshift aluminium hut that sits under a humongous tree - that will be it.