No frills Ninja.

Ninja Joe may just be the unstealthiest ninja ever. It stands out in bright red on the Lower Ground of Tropicana City Mall. You'll no doubt see it as you walk in from the car park. Address: LG18, Tropicana City Mall, No.3 Jalan SS20/27, PJ. Tel: 603-77250834.

Apparently, Ninja Joe has something special lined up for anyone named Joe – RM1 off any Ninja meal (valid for non-promo items only).

And, Ninja Joe do have remarkable powers to reel you in with 6 types of frill-free mini pork burgers (sized much bigger than White Castle's, thank goodness): Original, Teriyaki, Black Pepper, Oriental, Sweet & Sour and Spicy.

On the side, there are the 'pork and mash' nuggets shaped like deadly Shurikens (which unfortunately didn't quite cut it for me) and/or lightly salted crinkle cut fries. Plus you get a choice of Green Tea, Lemonade or Coffee to wash them down.

For dessert, you have the Mango or Green Tea ice-cream that comes in a small paper cup.

The one I had was over-the-temperature frozen, and it took more than half an hour to thaw.

But, the Ninja bosses (TJ Tee & Janz Tan) did assure me that it'll be set right, plus the Shurikens will be fresh and piping-hot, on my next visit.

I'll be looking forward to it.