A&W forks up.

It's utterly disgusting that A&W resorts to such a disgraceful marketing ploy of coming up with an excuse of a new edition to their classic Coney Dog with a White Castle sized Coney Sate. Will you just look at the size of that dog? It's about the same length as the pack of French Fries (which by the way was too tough to chew, and mind you I have still a full set of real teeth, not dentures).

The promotional tentcard displayed a picture of Coney Sate that's Coney Dog sized, with 2 chunky sticks of chicken satay sticking out from the bun. Now, do you see any chunky sticks of chicken satay anywhere in the picture? Hell, no. I returned them their pathetic dog (if you can call it one) and told them, for the betterment of mankind and humanity, to put it to sleep immediately.

And, in the midst of anger and disappointment, I think I actually swallowed some broken pieces of their plastic fork too. What do you say to that? It's "What the fork," right?

If A&W keeps this up, I'd say they'll be keeping White Castle company in failed fastfood heaven, pretty soon.